hard hat tourism

Actively seeking out tours of large industrial facilities for the pure enjoyment of large, expensive, loud machinery and structures. Examples include ship engine rooms, factories, mines, construction sites, and power plants that the general public does not necessarily see. These locations usually require personal protective equipment like hard hats, safety glasses and ear plugs.

I took lots of pictures at the cement plant b/c I like to document my hard hat tourism.

by FiatLukes November 12, 2009

Go hard in the paint

To have sexual intercourse with a woman on her period.

This term originated off of frazho road in a Detroit suburb called "The Ville".

GUY 1 "I picked this girl up last night, she was on the rag though."
GUY 2 "did you go hard in the paint."

by nvrgohard June 12, 2011

hard in the paint

to give props to, let it be known, take away props for the haters.

dirty south rydaz are weak, man leave that alone, them boys go hard in the paint

by tajaun brown May 6, 2004

Hard Shell Taco

The equivalent of "Morning Wood" Hard Shell refers to the hardened clit and Taco refers to the vagina.

"I woke up with a major Hard Shell Taco today."

by something_else February 21, 2015

Hard In The Paint

In the Texas prison system, many convicts are housed in dormitory style housing blocks while awaiting transfer to their "assigned" unit for the duration of their stay, or after they've earned the right to be housed with the extra freedom of movement and in the general population. Within those dorm-style housing units are fire/emergency exit doors with 4-6 foot square outlines painted on the floor in yellow directly in front of the door, both inside and out (outer being a secured area referred to as a "sally-port"). In some of the facilities with these dorms, the exit door is actually out of sight from the closed circuit TV cameras inside the dorm constantly monitoring the inhabitants. When "called/called out" to the paint by another convict, one should go hard with survival as the utmost concern, as one never knows what the opponent is capable of doing. Successful convicts more often than not, run off instinctual survival methods (break bones, incapacitate) in order to end the confrontation as quickly as possible without getting hurt and not be observed by the correctional officers charged with their well being.

Going "Hard In The Paint", can become a natural state among those whose survival instinct has become necessary in order to evolve in a violence driven environment.

by Inkompatible January 18, 2014

Hard In The Paint

(verb) To have sexual intercourse with your girlfriend/wife/significant other while she is on her period. "Hard" being the state of the penis and "In The Paint" referring to the red-ish period blood of the female.

J: Yo man, let me tell you about last night!

Bob: What happened bro??!!

J: I totally went Hard In The Paint with Rebekah! It was by far the slickest ride I've ever took in the Gentlemen's Pleasure Garden!

by alaskarattlesnake August 9, 2010

hard in the paint

of dirty south origin, to go hard in the paint is to get crunk in your ride and just chill on the block.

"we gonna go hard in the paint"

by Chris February 21, 2003