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(verb) To have sexual intercourse with your girlfriend/wife/significant other while she is on her period. "Hard" being the state of the penis and "In The Paint" referring to the red-ish period blood of the female.
J: Yo man, let me tell you about last night!

Bob: What happened bro??!!

J: I totally went Hard In The Paint with Rebekah! It was by far the slickest ride I've ever took in the Gentlemen's Pleasure Garden!
by alaskarattlesnake August 9, 2010
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