Handsome Bastard 

A polite way of insulting a person without them knowing.

I was in the office Monday morning at which time I ran into my boss Karl who is a real asshole. I then said to him "How ya doing Karl you handsome bastard". Dummy didn'y even realize I was insulting him..

Handsome Bastard by jim pigeon January 11, 2013

Handsome Woman

Adjective. A woman that is not traditionally beautiful; however, is beautiful in a 'manly' way, predominantly based on having a strong jawline

Did you see that chick? She was such a handsome woman!

Handsome Woman by Ikkinay Elaneyday May 16, 2021

Handsome Cat 

Weird penis-boy and Karl from Jimme Nootron.
Loves that sweet niggar schlong.

That nigga a Handsome Cat!

Handsome Cat by Dapper Fellow? October 30, 2016

Handsome man 

An ugly man who's big enough and strong enough that nobody would ever dare to say it (or even think it for that matter)

Chad's a handsome man- tall, buff and able to scare all the hot bimbos onto his nuts and scare the little weak nerds away

Handsome man by D Flawless October 27, 2021

handsome woman

An unattractive female. Mainly prevalent during the time period between the invention of the camera and mass production of make-up/plastic surgery. The definition does not take into account the female's body, focusing solely on the face.

Handsome women can still be found in countries partaking in arranged marriages, thus perpetuating the handsome woman's genetic code. Also England.

Examples of handsome women (plural): Janet Reno, Bea Arthur, Eleanor Roosevelt, Ziggy Stardust, and Mia Farrow in "The Great Gatsby"

Dude, are we witnessing a gay marriage?
Nope, she's just a really handsome woman.
Oh man, no kidding.

handsome woman by PapaReno December 23, 2007

Handsome Devil

Someone who rates themselves but shouldn't because they are only as handsome as the worst thing ever.

Person 1 - I am a handsome devil.....

Person 2 - so you are only as handsome as the worst being ever. That's about right you ugly mother.....

Handsome Devil by Wiseone1879 September 30, 2021

Handsome couple 

One or both of y'all is ugly as hell

Billy and his new girl make a handsome couple

Handsome couple by La850 July 12, 2017