HACKAMELATAPOOCHI

An old Egyptian word my classmate was supposed to read, but he didn't know how to say it, so this came out instead.

(Class is reading about ancient Egypt)

Me: Bro, stop playing around and read the dang paragraph.

Kam: Okay! ..Uh, "Another significance of ancient Egypt was the hu-"

Me: ..Go on?

Kam: I dunno how to say it.

Me: Just go for it.

Kam: Okay, "HACKAMELATAPOOCHI"

Me: *wheezing*

by confused nick face October 18, 2019

hacking the alphabet

something you do when your in a uncomfortable situation.

my cousin is such a homophob, when I said Peter Petrelli was smexy he just started hacking the alphabet

by Christina Cady October 7, 2007

Hackint0sh

A type of mungrel-computer used by people too cool to get a PC but too poor to get a proper Mac.

Every time you use a Hackint0sh, Steve Jobs gets cross.
Get a Mac.

by molecule802.11 May 6, 2009

hacim

The best sex posishion between monkey and gorilla in witch case bring great pleasher to both sides.

1. gorilla = penis
2. monkey = vagina

1.
HUSBAND:hey honny want to hacim tonight hardcore.
WIFE:YA!!!!!
2.
WIFE:That hacim lasted for ever.
HUSBAND:Thanks i learned from hacim.org

by soothmonkeymjf and compuserve May 26, 2010

Hacking

Replacement for "fucking" used by youtube star Fred.

Fred-"I hope my mom doesn't hacking ground me, cause thatd be hacking retarded!"

by blahblahblahchica3 April 2, 2009

Hackies

A basement dwelling, knuckle dragging, pig kissing, elitist. One who hums on papa Filip's lil smokey.

His "S00p3R XtReMe h4rdCorRE gang of cYb3r HoMiEz, also C0CK" can be found lurking around the inter tubes preying on the weak, autistic products of the FUCKING WORLD WIDE WEB, and plotting their takeover of Canuckistan via attack moosies and naval beavers.

"VecTOR@USEast: Hey bro have you seen Hackies around? I need help patching a forceful rejection issue of leet L1/L2/L3 proxies on Maelstrom hak attk bot.

DeWG@THEFUCKINGINTERNETHATEMACHINE: Yeah bro i pooned him into the 7th dimension. He is probably hiding in #PiLe/iNUT6 humming yankee doodle on 56k-Shadows "Penis, only smaller".

by AllYourWingates January 7, 2019

hacking the system

1. Something one does when one is fed up with the corporate machine / the establishment/ the man raping the world.

One may Hack the System by:
1. Hitting random keys on the keyboard for an extended period of time
2.Typing in "hack the system" anywhere on a computer
3. Pretending to be doing something on the computer during a montage

Dude, I totally brought down the establishment when I was hacking the system last night.

by Pimp: Charizard June 30, 2008