A protector of wood. AKA a condom.
Not without a Wood Guardian...
by jstejste April 14, 2011
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A whole bunch of fuckery wrapped up in one dag
I saw a jet ski mail box, and then some guy driving around with a pink flamingo blow up on top of his car.

What a guardian day
by Guardian day definer May 28, 2021
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best mutual you could have. incredible kind and super cute <33
guardians. of. the. gaylaxy is your mutual? be glad because she's the best!!
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It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this
Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 29, 2022
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i am an incel and a cuck
i suck tyrant off
dude that guy is totally a guardian seeker
by guardian sucker October 25, 2020
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A typical way to define someone who's really skinny that should definetly eat more.
Rarely used to describe a female
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