greasy grinder

A sexual action in where the male eats a strip of bacon from the vagina, then proceeds to use the grease as lube.

Man 1: "Aye man what kind of shit were you up to yesterday, it was so loud i couldn't sleep."
Man 2: "Lauren let me do a greasy grinder on her."

by rogueshogun June 28, 2017

pussy grinder

A person who I need to meet right now.

Oh, you slutty little pussy grinder!

by Noxella October 9, 2017

girth grinder

A scabby or calloused set of male / female genitalia or pubic area. The hardened and crustaceous state of the genitalia causes it to grind on their partner's reciprocal pubic area thus causing a grinding sensation.

"Jenny, why are you walking funny?"
"I'm chaffed from Reginald's girth grinder..."
OR
"Reginald, why do you scream when you pee lately?"
"Jenny's girth grinder ripped my tip off..."

by Ham Pony February 24, 2018

teeth grinder

when a girl is giving head and she uses her teeth

i don't enjoy it when Chistine gives me a teeth grinder while sucking my dick

by firerome101 May 8, 2018

Eye grinder

When one consenting adult removes their prosthetic eye for the use of their partner as a sexual orifice. The half of the couple entering the socket being the ‘eye grinder’

I gave your granny a proper eye grinder.

by Shatwood December 4, 2018

Meat grinder

Slang term for a really good fleshlight.

"I just stuck my dick in a meat grinder."

by JackinOffSquares December 7, 2021

halo grinders with a Z

Someone who stays up late to grind halo with the boys. The "with a Z" is referring to the s in grinders, so instead of grinders it is grinderZ. By putting a z at the end, it shows true dedication to the grind.

Grinder 1 : Calling all halo grinders with a z, let's all hop on halo tonight.

Grinder 2: Sure! Cortana is so hot!

by Robert Mormon December 22, 2021