Jack the Gripper

A homosexual, probably doing some kind of holding of another man's spam javelin.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

grippins

the muscle of the sphincter which holds the contents of the bowels and intestinal tract within the body

Tito got fucked so hard in the ass that he lost his grippins and shit all over himself

by kckevin July 28, 2010

Greypill

A mixture of the black and white pills. Not all is lost, but not everything is great. The good stuff comes and the good stuff goes, as with the bad things as well.

Blackpiller: "Why don't you take the blackpill? Your future wife is getting railed by five guys right now."

Greypilled: "Is that really super important? When I am with her that is all that will matter. The pendulum swings, and you feel bad or good. It always shifts. Take the greypill, and accept happiness where you can find it."

by Greypilled May 24, 2022

crottled greeps

A term used in science fiction fandom, implicitly a foodstuff, which derives from (1) “crottles,” the curved lines in cartoons indicating that a character is falling over backwards and (2) “grippe” (influenza) as spelled by the English and pronounced by the French. It is said that crottled greeps are to food what blog is to drink; many fans have presented their ideas of what the true recipe for both must be, even though the Geneva Convention expressly describes the transmission of the true recipes of either by any means as a Crime Against Humanity.

If you don't like crottled greeps, why did you order them?

by rich brown August 11, 2004

whatchall grippin

This is a term used when you are asking somebody what they are up to or what they are doing at the moment. Usually used in the beginning of a sentence, in other words, another way to say whats up.

Yo bro whatchall grippin?

I'm just at the mall shopping with some friends, whatchall grippin later tonight?

by momo show September 15, 2009

Grappling Hook

A sexual maneuver wherein one is having sex with a female vaginally and doggy-style, and one inserts both thumbs (or two or more other suitable digits) into her anus and crooks them on the inside so as to create a solid lock. This creates the possibility of pulling the girl onto you more forcefully and with greater sensation. To say the least.

"Boarding parties away! Launch the grappling hook and bring her alongside for us to plunder!"

by Der Kaiser December 19, 2004

The Grippers

Gripping on for dear life to the toilet while having explosive Diarrhea. This is usually followed after a night of heavy drinking or eating several bowls of cream of mushroom soup.

Larry's doctor had to explain to him why his love for fried food and Pabst Blue Ribbon kept giving him The Grippers.

by BBBWWW March 13, 2009