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xanny granny

Thicc nigga that takes a shit load of xans and dies like lil peep
by XanielDaniel May 3, 2018
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Granny Two Shoes

An outspoken often times rude grandmother. Usually with grey / white hair which is cut very short like a man's. Their facial appearence is often ugly refered to as a, "mug". Usually their marriages are still intact over many years, however there is no, "love" instead there is hatred and contempt for their partner. They often demand people serve them like royalty and often times carry grudges over their entire lifetime. They often make impulsive and irrational decisions based on emotion and distorted facts. There is a high concentration of these types in southwest Florida.
The granny two shoes next door drove over and destroyed my mail box with her cadillac! When I asked what happened she said it was my fault! Granny two shoes also said, "....my jerk husband is still alive damnit!"
by Papertowel9999 April 25, 2011
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Gracye

Is the best person ever. Her smile is the best it will make u so happy. She will always make u happy now matter what. She always there for u. She doesn’t let go. She is the taughest girl I know. She is so pretty and amazing. Her eyes with make u fall in love. When u first see her ur already on ur knees praying that u get her. You don’t want to make her mad she or she will kill u but at the most part she loves you no matter what. She is so fun and amazing to hangout with. Not a day goes by that without thinking about her. She will always be the number one person in ur hurt. You can trust her with all your heart. She is the best thing that will ever happen to you.💕🤞🏻
Gracye is so beautiful.
by Gracye April 6, 2018
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Gracyn

The sweetest human being on the planet. She is extremely kind and has a massive heart full of love. She will compliment you until the day she dies. She may not be right beside you 24/7 but she will talk to you all day everyday. She is beautiful inside and out. Long brown hair and the prettiest smile. She will always have your back and support you 100%. She is the best friend ever and she deserves the world.
Gracyn is my best friend and I love her so much!
by ibflove33 July 2, 2018
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granny grabber

A male, usually younger, who enjoys picking up, dating, and/or having sexual relations with women in their late 40's and up.
Look at him hitting on that MILF - he's such a granny grabber.
by Michael Lark August 17, 2007
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grannyfucker

i.e Ashton Kutcher is a granny fucker but he is so damn gorgeous!
by i dunno? March 31, 2005
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Granny Peddling

When a male hangs out with grannies at nursing homes (often under the disguise as one of those volunteers who go to nursing homes to cheer people up) just to screw them when noone else is around (often times the older women really love it or are too out of it to really care).
"Josh, if you're that horny, just go to the nursing home and granny peddle for a bit."
by Sly Nipples February 24, 2005
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