Gopher Whistle

Gopher Whistle: losing control of your butt cheeks muscles even with a squeeze fart will come out.

On my way to the bathroom, I heard “Gopher Whistle” and Whistling Dixie. Proot proot prootootootoooth!

by Bigbirddebelen June 19, 2022

Throat Gopher

Anyone who’s main mission to suck dick or is fixated on giving a person oral at the behest of another. A person who’s intent is to give only oral to another in request.

Oh girl a THROAT GOPHER, i call her up just to give me head.

by Yaboi City September 26, 2025

gophers poking

Last night my girlfriend said no Anal sex,
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

Last night my girlfriend said NO anal sex
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

by Thenry January 25, 2017

Gopher

-In the wild, a gopher is a small rodent with big cheeks.

-However calling someone a gopher, can be used as a nickname meaning that the person is funny/cute with *most importantly* squishy cheeks.

1. The gopher in my backyard ate all my plants.

2. Have you seen *insert name*’s cheeks ?! *Person* is such a gopher !!!

by ItIsWednesdayMyDudes_ August 3, 2018

Tropical Gophers

A group of individuals that give back to the community in many ways. Most notably by making everyone feel better about themselves by seeing how much worse their lives could be.

I may not have the best life, but at least I'm not a member of the Tropical Gophers.

by RedneckViking September 28, 2018

Gopher Den

When you continuously use socks to clean up your cum, and leave them laying out, piling up. It turns into a gopher den.

I turned my room into a gopher den, it smells so bad.

by EmiliaZu July 9, 2023

Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.

"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"

by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011