The ultimate state of complete, totalsatisfaction - A multi-sesnsory overload rendering the groked one to a condition which prevents moving, speaking or other high functioning activity.
At the end of a full-on, double-jointed, porn star pounding, she laid there there with a coochieload, smiling and groking in fullness.
When you laugh so hard till your throats makes that weird deep noise. We all know what it sounds like, you know that big skdjdjd noise. Not everyone is capable of goosing, and some can goose better than others. Also it doesn't matter what size you are, small or big, you can goose.
To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.
"Eugene man, you can't even get a single kill. You are goosing boyyy."
“I ran through a ducking building on fire I’m not a coward and you’re a bitch sophia”
“Yeah okay carter, and I walked through a goosing parkade in water”