pussy goggles

A mans' absense of all logic and reason due to the fact that he wants a womens pussy.

My brother can't see the fact his girlfriend is a lying, cheating bitch because he is wearing pussy goggles.

by Da Kang February 18, 2009

nostalgia goggles

Looking at things with nostalgic light even if it's obviously terrible.Especially when it comes to old flames.

Joe:I miss Alex.
Dave: Take off your nostalgia goggles.
Joe: Why?
Dave: She cheated on you,dumped you for a that quarterback who knock her up.

by ryukage99 December 12, 2014

Swayzee Goggles

The term swayzee googles refers to a users inability to judge the opposite sexes phyiscal attributes (face,tits,pussy,ass)because of the use of alcohol and/or illegal substances. When you have swayzee goggles your judgement is defered and you may attempt to wheel a broad who is rated a 3.5 out of 10 or lower. When you have these goggles users may add as many as 3-4 points to the females actual rating.

"How much did you drink bro, that girl is ugly, you must have swayzee goggles!"

by Jackson Tinos January 6, 2009

Pig Goggles

Pig Goggles also know as Onassis glasses or "Jackie O's" are very large sunglasses worn generally by unattractive women. This style of sunglasses is said to mimic the kind most famously worn by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. While originally worn by Onassis in the 1960's, the glasses eventually became popular with younger American girls around the year 2003. Big sunglasses have maintained their popularity through 2007. They have also expanded their demographic reach to adult women throughout the world. Modern day celebrities use these to hide from paparazzi but they are mostly favoured by visually unfortunate woman for the purpose of hiding the face, the glasses create the illusion of a aesthetically pleasing face as they only reveal the mouth and tip of the nose and give the impression of perfect symmetry for upper facial and bone structure which according to the golden ratio theory is the most important part of the face for creating aesthetics. The glasses are also known as reverse beer goggles and are disfavoured by males as they cause unnecessary head turning and checking out of unattractive females that from even short distances may appear attractive, numerous reputable mens magazines have called for a ban on the glasses.

Man check out that chick, she is fine.

No man, you just cant see past those pig goggles she has on.

by Allstars1981 July 20, 2008

The arabian goggles

Wen a guy rests his balls on someones eyes wen they are sleeping.

the arabian goggles

by jdank519 March 14, 2009

Runner's Goggles

A condition that occurs when running for so long/far that the women and/or men around you seem to be much more attractive then they actually are, most likely the result of dehydration, exhaustion, etc...

Two guys running:
Guy A: Dude, check out that hottie looking at us.
Guy B: You must got some major runner's goggles on, because that chick is fugly

by TopGunOriginal May 27, 2009

zombie goggles

Chill your balls in ice water, coat in petroleum jellie, and rest on a woman's eyes while masturbating.

I gave that bitch some zombie goggles last night.

by mad bagger December 30, 2014