glump

the default posture of a teenager.

he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

glushy

adj. Highly sentimental and romantic; overly sappy.

Music teacher: Your playing is technically good, but it lacks eMOtion. Glush it up!

Student: Isn't Rachmaninoff glushy enough already?

by spinningtabletop January 31, 2009

glussies

a slang word made by Jack Moorman for guys that go around trying to get some yet call girls that want to screw sluts

Man that guy is a glussy
those guys are glussies

by Jack Moorman July 16, 2004

Nergis Glumpum

1) A person you have a negative affinity for.

2) How the hell should I know? My dad made it up.

"I made up Nergis Glumpum" - A Wacky Dad

by Bad_Bud September 7, 2008

glump

to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.

I just felt like a stupid, old glump!

by pich-u-mony June 11, 2009

Glum

A glove that was used in sexual intercourse, resulting in it being filled with cum. Glove + Cum = Glum

Jennifer: WATCH OUT!!!
You: Ahhhhh what?!?
Jennifer: You legit almost stepped on a glum :/
You: Ewwwww

by wrightdylan830 October 29, 2018

Glumshot

A situation in pornography when the woman looks remorseful and contemplative of her life as the semen dribbles down her face

I totally lost my boner at the glumshot.

by Godmason January 3, 2014