The Glombosmos

The Glombosmos is a supernatural God worshipped by a small group of Mesopotamians. Is is thought to have created the essential balance of life (and hair)

Sal: So kids what have you learned about the Glombosmos?
Student: nothing

by silkwormguything January 24, 2019

Glip gloop glop

A few words in a alien language

Alien 1: Grobble gob glip gloop glop?
Alien 2: Grob Gob Glip gloop glop

by Greg the alien June 4, 2020

Zoopy gloop cheese

A term used by the British to talk about African cuisine that they’d try after getting hungry burning down their villages

Wow Frederick, this Zoopy gloop cheese makes me want to burn down yet another Tanzanian village

by Marvin Weinbaum August 11, 2023

Scoop n' Gloop

When a partner, typically male, uses a utensil, typically a spoon, to scoop semen, cum, jizz, spunk, ect. out of a vagina, and slowly consumes the contents.

I just gave grandma the Scoop n' Gloop last night!

by I AM THE WALL August 27, 2021

Glompa

A cross between a Glomp and a Chompa. Can be used as a both a noun or a verb.

v. When seeing my girlfriend in the airport, I ran at her and Glompaed her.

by Bjoink September 16, 2009

glampse

Short for glamourous

She is looking well glampse today

by kipzonderkop November 30, 2013

da gloop go off?

One of the most popular asked questions of the century. Usually followed by "I yoink it then my splurg go off?" Scientists have never been able to solve this compelling question.

Man: What's up big man
Khat: Ay, da gloop go off?

Man: what
Khat: I yoink it then my splurg go off?

by D'twamm May 11, 2021