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Taking a Gilbert

When your friend states they will be somewhere by a certain time, then falls asleep for hours instead.
Aw man, I invited Jeff to play Call of Duty, I guess he decided he was taking a Gilbert instead.

Was going to to go out tonight, ended up taking a Gilbert instead.
by SlicktheWild July 3, 2024
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emma gilbert

an h20 mermaid played by claire holt who has also played in pretty little liars, vampire diaries, & the originals. Emma gilbert is a mermaid with her two best friends cleo, and rikki!! H20 came out around 2006 but even though it doesn’t come on tv anymore you can still watch it on netflix!! Emma gilbert is probably the smartest out the trio because she is always getting them out of trouble but she can admit when she’s in trouble and cleo and rikki will come to the rescue. Emma gilbert is understanding and reassuring, and very trustworthy.
someone:

who is that girl with the blonde hair who plays in h20 and she’s a mermaid?? i just can’t think of her name.

me:
oh that’s emma gilbert !
by turtlelover3793 June 4, 2022
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Gilbertted

When you do something silly, often in a work setting, and as a result, you get called a fool with the use of a Gilbert Gottfried GIF.
Bob: I accidentally deleted a VM and as a result, I got Gilbertted.
by stevecro May 19, 2025
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Gilbert Football

A team that will come on to your home field, kick your ass and then take your cheerleaders back home with them a fuck them harder than you ever could.
Damn my girl went with this Gilbert Football player last night and now she won’t call me back.
by Chad Leaphart November 16, 2020
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Gilbert

A 7 foot tall nazi that is sure to call you a beta if you disagree with something they say. He will usually reside on Lookout Mountain and attend a stupid school. He is always painfully honest and will most likely dominate you in any sport. All the hot girls go for him even tho he rejects all of them like an alpha.
Frank: Want to play pickle ball
Gilbert: prepare to lose
Frank: *cries after getting destroyed*
Gilbert: haha you beta
by Lilkidluvr May 30, 2022
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Gilbert

Gilbert is the 60 something year old Southwestern man in a white cowboy hat driving an older model white Ford pick-up truck cruising just below the speed limit in the left lane of the interstate highway listening to Carl Perkins with a 2 mile train of cars fighting and josltling for position in a rage of fury behind him. Gilbert Tafoya or Gilbert Montoya is his full name and he's headed back to the ranch after paying his utility bills in person writing a check at the teller window just like he's done for the past 45 years.
Hello, my name is Gilbert Montoya and I'm a Latino left lane lollygagger.
by ralphlaguna September 7, 2023
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Gilbert

A Polish slang referring to popular Polish TikToker. This word is used as a name for someone who is smart.
John: (solves math equation)
Frank: You're such a Gilbert! (Jesteś Gilbertem)
by dubios December 4, 2022
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