Giraffe Neck

The art of inserting your entire arm in a womans' vagina.

A: Bro, I totally giraffe necked that chick, Maddie!

B: ...Did she die?

A: Yeah... but it was totally worth it!

by ladiesman69 ;) January 25, 2011

steam powered giraffe

the gayest goddamn thing you could ever imagine

Heard Tony did a fuckin' steam powered giraffe on Lebron. What a GAN?

by Anonymous Pickle October 6, 2018

baby giraffe

A dance move done by having your legs shoulder width apart , hands infront of you palms down with elbows locked and then sticking out your booty. So named as it looks like a giraffe is giving birth.

After going to the zoo, at the concert later the only dance move I could do was the baby giraffe.

by _that_slut December 1, 2007

Baby Giraffe

An expression used to describe the walking style of an individual who has recently been fucked so hard it has rendered their legs virtually useless.

Mate, I was ramming his arse hole so fucking hard that after I blew my load and pulled out the bastard was walking like a baby giraffe!

by Lucafix June 22, 2011

Giraffe Punch

1) A punch that simulates punching a giraffe

2) Alternative Metal band from the UK

Example 1) Where assailant happens to be on a trampoline, jumps up and while in mid air, flying punches the target. Thus simulating the effort required to, if needs be, Punch a Giraffe.

Example 2) "I Retain This" - Giraffe Punch EP

by Jako373 May 5, 2009

Giraffesaurus

A Giraffe thats a dinosaur. Their rare and only in some epic zoos. made up creature that would kick some a$$.

Whoa is that a giraffe? No that's a Giraffesaurus.

by Logenl1 August 7, 2011

Giraffe's Neck

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013