geoffrey

This creature has black and ginger hair and resembles a hamster.
Yeah he's quite long in the upwards direction.

Oh look at that geoffrey!

by Smurf LOL January 15, 2008

Groff

A person, or persons, who are extremely unattractive, yet engage in a nauseatingly large amounts of sexual activity (or public displays of affection). It can be remembered easily by its acronym: "Gross Relationship's Outcome: Fugly Fetuses."

*Two unattractive people blatently make out in hallway*

Nina: Urg, I can't stand looking at that!
Laura: Yea, those groffs really need to get a room, or a cage in the zoo.

by LauraNewt April 30, 2006

geoff

To cock-block someone even when you have no chance of hitting that yourself.

Also a noun: "geoff," someone who geoffs someone else.

I was just about to go upstairs with the supermodel when he swept in and geoffed me.

He is such a geoff; I was going to tap that and then he cock-blocked me.

by RickSlick69 December 17, 2010

gefoffel

To make out or mess around with a person of the opposite sex often in an inappropriate place

'Stop gefoffeling on that couch!'

by D Bowman August 3, 2006

Geoff Off

When one gets upset at almost anything. Being a dickwad.

Did he just Geoff Off over that.

by Maladjusted the June 10, 2013

Gerff

(noun)In Philly an unusually tall teen for his age, not considered cool by any means but ppl are afraid enough to let him hang out. They are usually not too terribly bright but dangerous because of their physical strength.

Shit, here comes that fuckin gerff lets jet before he see's us.

by Vince August 8, 2004

geoff caped

Rhyming slang for "raped"

Shit man, did you hear about Sharon getting Geoff Caped on her way home the other day, bad shit

If you don't shut up, ya gonna get Geoff Caped

You go out wearing that short skirt ya definately gonna get Geoff Caped.

by Copper Knob December 15, 2008