girthy gervin 

Human replica of the ice age turtle

1. Go to nearest bathroom
2. Door locked
3. Lights off
4. Candle lit
5. Anal lube in wine glass
6. Pants down
7. Butt cheeks clenched
8. Spin in three circles saying "GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN"
9. The ice age turtle will appear behind you

girthy gervin by Girthy Gervin August 21, 2017

di giovine

A singular ball

Oh Shit!! She popped my di giovine

di giovine by BALLHAIRS Di Giovine March 17, 2021

Gus Govinda 

A hot short guy with short curly hair and a big dick (actually a chode).
Arsenal fan get a life!!!

Hey, I heard in the gym changing rooms Gus Govinda has a 12-inch brickzilla dick!!!!!!

Gus Govinda by Arsenal sucks November 21, 2021

nihanth govind reddy devalapalli 

dumb fuck

omg look at nihanth govind reddy devalapalli hes so obese and dumb he should depipe

nihanth govind reddy devalapalli by vypy leaf April 22, 2022

Di'Giovine

Di'Giovine is a thick bitch who dont give a fuck. Di'Giovines will more than likely have hoes but look innocent and go to church. They will more than likely ask you to be they favorite hoe.

You clearly aint fucked Di'Giovine cause you got a attitude.

Di'Giovine by Holla24 June 23, 2022

ben glovin 

A guy who lifts and goes to Jersey Mikes religiously. Can’t talk to women but is Socrates when it comes to talking about women. The celery bandit is his biggest op

Ben glovin is a pussy

ben glovin by Baseball_boy6 April 24, 2024