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Gentleman’s Delima 

Consternation over whether or not to release one’s flatulence for fear of it being a big ole wet shart. The pressure is real but the fear of shatting oneself is concerning.

Often occurrs during a Gentleman’s Release.
I had the Gentlemans Delima today. I gambled and sadly, I lost. I sharted straight down my pant leg into my shoe. I should have known better having had a fizzy bisto earlier.
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Gentleman's Fart

when a man pretends to fart to create the illusion that a female is not the reason he is spraying air freshener.
Freddy did a gentleman's fart, to keep Julie from realizing the air freshener was for her foot oder.
Gentleman's Fart by st1n3r May 24, 2019

Gentleman’s Facial

When a gentleman controls the location and placement of his semen as he empties
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.
Max gave me a gentleman’s facial last night. He pumped it all over my chin and it was the most wonderful chincicle yet.

Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.

Gentleman’s sip 

The last sip of water (or other beverage) left as a courtesy for the recipient of a guy’s load, post-oral. Necessary when he knows he won’t want to get up to refill the glass completely.
Bro 1: “Bro, I got the craziest head from my girl last night”

Bro 2: “Yo, did you leave her the gentleman’s sip?”

Bro 1: “It’s 2022 dawg, what do you take me for?”

Gentleman's Cut 

When a man shaves his genitals in such a way that the balls and shaft are entirely hairless and the pelvic region is freshly trimmed to a short length. The idea of this grooming style is to maintain a gentlemanly status when a woman gives oral, as any areas her mouth may touch will be hairless, but the non-shaved pelvic area maintains a mature look.
I went down on him last night and he had a fresh gentleman's cut. I sucked him better than any woman had ever before.
Gentleman's Cut by Karl Kaufman December 3, 2022

Gentleman's Hour 

Whatever the time is when you wake up without setting your alarm. Generally between 9am and 11am
Guy1: Dude, you wanna go for a surf tomorow morning?
Guy2: Sure, what time?
Guy1: Dawn Patrol?
Guy2: Fuck that! Let's sleep in and head down to the beach at Gentleman's Hour.
Gentleman's Hour by Maddog G March 2, 2009

gentleman eater 

An unusually powerful, beautiful and charasmatic woman who chases after well-mannered and considerate men with high standards of proper behavior. Only the best is acceptable for this woman. She will lead you on, act sweet and nice, and make you think she realy likes you. Then when you fall completely head over heals in love with her... she'll kill the passion. She'll stomp all over your feelings, take your money and go find another gentleman within seconds of breaking your heart.
"You're such a slutty little maneater"

"I am not! I'm a gentleman eater. I only like the good guys!"

"But you're still a slut"
gentleman eater by ShaniquaQ January 23, 2007