futb

An acronym for what the “fuck you talking about”. Usually exclaimed when a person’s statement is apparently false.

I am not going to work today, futb?!

by DblE1996 July 27, 2019

FUTO

Abbreviation for "Fuck You, Tech Oligopoly". Especially in the context of large tech companies' abuse of power.

FUTO for preventing me from fixing the stuff I own.

by FishInASpaceship August 18, 2022

My future ex GF

When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.

Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not??

by samer_exodos June 27, 2016

I LIKE FUTAS

Well I just wanted a mug to come out to my mom

I LIKE FUTAS and I cannot lie

by I_eat_wap_for_dinner January 17, 2022

buck futter

Word used on Saturday Night Live's "Celebrity Jeopary" skit by Sean Connery to describe Alex Trebek. Exact meaning unknown.. for the probable meaning...Just flip the tt and the ck.

Don't be such a buck futter!

by mullett January 14, 2003

Back to the Future

A movie in which Christopher Lloyd is constantly shouting numbers at people.

Doc Brown:
88 MILES PER HOUR?!??!
ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE GIGGAWATTS?!?!?!

by babs feulner July 3, 2005

Chronic Future

Fucking awesome band from Arizona, that has been around since '96. They released their first album when the average age of the band members was 13, titled 'Chronic' which had such hits as 'Scottsdale', and 'Insomniac'. They then followed up with their second album, '4 Elements' with such hits as 'Jump to Jive', 'Come Correct', 'Impossible to Win'. They finally came out with their awesome album 'Lines In My Face' in June 2004 with the amazing single 'Time and Time Again' that has to do with the war in Iraq. They may be on MTV but they don't play bullshit like those mainstream faggots. It's a mixture of rap and rock, not heavy metal like some people think. Often compared to 311 because they both kick major ass.
They were featured on the Warped Tour and are now on tour in Europe then back to the states with Papa Roach.

People who say the rap sounds like 'Eminem' can suck a dick, too. No, it's not a cross between 'Linkin Park' and 'Eminem' so shut up. No, they don't sound like 'Limp Bizkit'. They're totally against that bullshit.

Chronic Future's 'Time and Time Again' is such a kickass song!
The whole 'Lines in my Face' album kicks so much ass! Go buy it today!

by Chronic_Future311 October 1, 2004