It's a celebration of life when you take the deceased and everyone that loves them masturbates on top of them until they're covered in cum and then you take all the flowers that were sent and shove them in the deceased rectum and burn the body
by Cain Soulessone March 22, 2016
by Fromplenickel December 26, 2004
Who did it? Is the first question you might be wondering if you ever find yourself in this situation. But in reality it IS the baby who did it. Not only the shit, but the murder. Now lots of baby’s go to funeral homes. From sacrifices to suffocation, theirs a lotta ways for the baby’s to get there. But what you wouldn’t expect is a baby getting stuck in a corpse, and taking a shit. Essentially, baby shit in a funeral home can be taken 2 ways. 1.) gunnar. 2.) a series of murders and/or deaths that lead to a baby taking a large dump in a funeral home
Baby shit in a funeral home is bad
by BIG Dong 12” July 01, 2019
by Lemoncheese January 06, 2019
Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.
by Dr. McP May 08, 2006
Grandpa's funeral was lit af dawg.
by Smittdawg December 23, 2019
this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.
That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.
by grataballi October 22, 2005