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National Pension Fund

A system by which the government guarantees all employed persons in the entire nation will get a certain percentage of their income by the time they retire.

This system has been fairly functional up until recently, with current demographic shifts making most current models unsustainable unless states increase the age at which a person may collect their pension.

This has effectively made most of these systems into a literal political time-bomb in the countries in which they have been implemented because the taxes that must be levied against individuals and the companies that employ them to pay for such funds has made it so that only the ultra wealthy or very well off can feasibly keep a private retirement fund, meaning that with every year the government increases the retirement age they are effectively forcing most of the population to work longer than they want to/are able to, which is shockingly very unpopular with voters.
Wealthy CEO: Oh boy I’m sure looking to retire at age 50 and leave my company to my son/daughter so they may do the same exact thing.

Average Employed Person: Damn it’s going to suck ass working until I’m 70 only to retire and have the National Pension Fund recipient age raised to 71
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funding chicken

A source of funding not well known to others
He is going to the funding chicken to pay for this project...
by dimidium May 26, 2020
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You find, I fund!

A phrase meaning someone must get/find something for you and you will fund (pay for) it.
Those heels online are stunning... You find, I fund!

That pizza looks yummy.. You find, I fund!
by LingDanc803 March 21, 2023
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disney fund

What one pulls money from for drugs.
Hey are you going to have enough money for this stuff? Yeah ill pull it from the Disney Fund
by Iamfromalabama August 9, 2017
mugGet the disney fundmug.
A phrase (written in uppercase) expressing absolute disdain for reducing or removing funding for charities or services.

Originally featured in the Maxis PC game "Sim City 2000", spoken by the Transportation spokesman if funding for his department was less than 100 per cent.
Taxation spokesman: Let's raise taxes to increase funds.
Transportation spokesman: YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
by OzzieWanker85 October 30, 2025
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Flick Fund

A colloquial term for memories and mental images used for masturbation. The equivalent of "Wank Bank" for people with a vagina.
Girl, that was so hot, I'm definitely saving that mental image for the Flick Fund!
by UnprofessionalGamers March 18, 2025
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Edge Fund

n. The amount of edges accumulated before orgasm.
Bro, my edge fund got up to 7 last night. It was wild.
by Edger Allan Poe November 24, 2020
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