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larping funds

Larping funds is a way of lying about funds that aren't yours. Such as if someone were to tell you to go band for band with you, and you used a picture of someone else's funds, you would be larping funds.
You're larping funds rn random, saw the same picture on Pinterest pooron.
by kromerust June 2, 2024
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FUNDS WAY

Had to get my bands up now I live the funds way.
by VICEISDEAD June 21, 2024
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Insignificant funds

Money that’s too unimportant or worth considering. Such as not having any money at all.
I have insignificant funds in my bank account.
by Midnight2000 July 5, 2024
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Freezing funds

Can they un-freeze them?
Hym "Are the doing that deliberately? Are they freezing funds deliberately or..."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2025
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thrust fund

An escrow account set up to ensure dat your male descendants will have da funds necessary to bribe hot chicks to spread their legs for said hot-in-da-crotch studs whenever said love-tunnel access is desired.
Setting up a thrust fund for your shlong-possessing offspring is all well and good, but what about if said horny trouser-snake-equipped individuals get their paid-to-submit females preggo?! You might wanna either specify dat your eager-to-copulate beneficiaries always wear condoms --- or only "do it" with gals who cannot ovulate--- or else also set up a family-expenses fund so dat any "love babies" will be properly cared for.
by QuacksO December 4, 2022
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National Pension Fund

A system by which the government guarantees all employed persons in the entire nation will get a certain percentage of their income by the time they retire.

This system has been fairly functional up until recently, with current demographic shifts making most current models unsustainable unless states increase the age at which a person may collect their pension.

This has effectively made most of these systems into a literal political time-bomb in the countries in which they have been implemented because the taxes that must be levied against individuals and the companies that employ them to pay for such funds has made it so that only the ultra wealthy or very well off can feasibly keep a private retirement fund, meaning that with every year the government increases the retirement age they are effectively forcing most of the population to work longer than they want to/are able to, which is shockingly very unpopular with voters.
Wealthy CEO: Oh boy I’m sure looking to retire at age 50 and leave my company to my son/daughter so they may do the same exact thing.

Average Employed Person: Damn it’s going to suck ass working until I’m 70 only to retire and have the National Pension Fund recipient age raised to 71
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flawless funds

havin ts with no imperfections!
by FlawlessJit August 2, 2023
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