The leader of mystery Incorporated. The main thing he likes to do is makes traps. Likes to read "Traps Illustrated." He loves his traps. His love for traps usually distract him from noticing anything else, such as his feelings for Daphne. Fred seemed almost clueless of Daphne's feelings thinking only about traps and staying friends with the gang as long as they live, much to Daphne's dismay. He did end up taking Daphne on a date, to the trap exhibit. Did I say he loves his traps? Because He really loves his traps.
by Itz_the_worst October 29, 2017
Taking a fred is so relieving.
by Bob Endom September 07, 2006
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by thatoneharrypotterfan:) October 05, 2021
Fred Poeser is a strict taker of the phones. A round fella for sure but all and all lovable. If you come across a Fred Poeser don't let him see your phone, he WILL take it away. He is a lover of guppies and keeps pigeons in his attic. He is a flannel enthusiast and will occasionally say hello. He has beautiful silver locks which he will let down on the special day. If he walks by it will smell like fish or guppy feed, so hold your nose.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.
Person 1: Hey is that Fred Poeser?
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?
Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?
Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!
by Phymon February 16, 2018
A character appearing in the Cartoon Network show, courage the cowardly dog. He is the nephew of Muriel bagge and is an insane barber with a strange obsession with shaving people. He tries to shave courage throughout the episode. He is a skinny man in a green suit, a giant grin all the time, blank eyes and wild blonde hair. He is a very creepy and unsettling character and likes the word.... naughty.... he is taken away by the mental institute in the end of the episode in a straight jacket.
Person 1: Hey, do you remember that freaky Fred guy from courage the cowardly dog?
Person 2: yeah, the creepy guy who always said, naughty.
Person 2: yeah, the creepy guy who always said, naughty.
by The Brains of Champagne May 02, 2019
A person who wears generic brand versions of graphic t-shirts similar to those of Ed Hardy. Often worn by cheap guidos.
by Hanoian17 August 13, 2009