freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .

Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023

freckling

Saying something that lacks factual evidence (lying)

"Are you freckling?"

by master freckle October 16, 2023

Freckle of cunts

Concentrated gathering of useless individuals

The C-suite at the State department? Parasitic freckle of cunts.

by Ski tha Timb Bro December 18, 2023

freckle puffed

Irritated, waisted time worrying

Jenny don't get so freckle puffed over it.

by Muffins McCain January 18, 2024

freckle puffed

Irritated, waisted time worrying

Jenny don't get so freckle puffed over it.

by Muffins McCain January 18, 2024

penis freckles

when a ginger has freckles on his groin area

omg tiffany, i was about to give nathan a blowjob, and then i saw he had so many penis freckles! oh yeah, and his dick's small.

by dildofart69 November 30, 2020

Freckled bitch

Loving somebody one minute, than choosing to have nothing to do with them.

Nicholas is a freckled bitch when he would get in a fight with his dad one day, that says he doesn’t love him and he wants nothing to do with it.

by YardBird May 2, 2021