frecklepotamus Share definition Flag n. 1. A person with chubby cheeks covered with freckles. 2. People of Garlic or Celtic decent covered in freckles. "Man, that Ginger is covered from head to toe like some frecklepotamus.", Mr. Hoghead said. frecklepotamus by Whodaba December 2, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the frecklepotamus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch