Tim:"Steve,your cooking is terrible!"
Steve:"no it isn't like yours is any better!"
Anthony:"great banter!"
Steve:"no it isn't like yours is any better!"
Anthony:"great banter!"
by The Guys Who Has Banter September 21, 2015
A forum made up of people with absolutely no social life, trying to decide whose "record collection" is bigger. This site contains many pretentious biologists so be wary when entering. If you cannot use proper grammar, and have low self esteem avoid at all costs.
by desertlady October 05, 2010
The act of engaging in verbal competition with another whilst in the vicinity of the city of Canterbury, South East England. Such communication may include insulting the other, or the other's family or friends. When occuring amongst the student population (i.e. those attending Canterbury Christ Church of the University of Kent), it may be used to indicate the unimpressive drinking capability of a certain individual.
Example of Canter banter:
C4 student: "Dude, you can't drink for shit."
University of Kent student: "Oh yeah? Watch me down this jug of Snake Bite... not so big now are ya!"
C4 student: "That's not what your mum said."
C4 student: "Dude, you can't drink for shit."
University of Kent student: "Oh yeah? Watch me down this jug of Snake Bite... not so big now are ya!"
C4 student: "That's not what your mum said."
by ellenstone July 27, 2009
When someone enters into humorous discourse redgarding sexual relations with members of the great animal kingdom.
Please lay off the bestialic banter in front of my mother. She's not as sexually open minded as most.
by Lucien Sanchez October 21, 2008
by vsters August 09, 2007
A person who smothers fun.
Likened to a fire blanket due to its ability to extinguish fun by asphyxiating it at an early stage.
Likened to a fire blanket due to its ability to extinguish fun by asphyxiating it at an early stage.
Person A: Hey team, shall we do an almost naked calendar for charity?
Person B: Hell yeh, I love getting my slong out.
Person C: Yeh everyone will buy it to see hingers!
Banter Blanket: No, absolutely not, we're not doing that.
Person B: Hell yeh, I love getting my slong out.
Person C: Yeh everyone will buy it to see hingers!
Banter Blanket: No, absolutely not, we're not doing that.
by Stewie B April 02, 2010
Person 1: OMG, Manchester United lost 3-1 to Crystal Palace
Person 2: Manchester United is the real banter fc
Person 2: Manchester United is the real banter fc
by jimmythelord September 22, 2020