Naked Texas Football

Invented a late November night a few years by two northeastern girls. Dreamed big and dreamed of texas style boys, food, football and friends. At the same time 12:20, the both randomly suggested to play naked texas football in one of the great high school statidums and so it was born-- Naked Texas Football, full on tackle of course

When we go back to Texas, we are going to play Naked Texas Football, until we are covered in so many subtanteces we dont know what hit us

Naked Texas Football by AdidasAngel775 November 26, 2004

Greenville Ohio football 

The worst team in the mvl by far. The coaching staff sucks ass. And their play calling is awful. The only good thing they have is Brock short the rapist “no means no” but shitty team

Greenville Ohio football

Greenville Ohio football by The one and only 123456 March 3, 2023

fartballs

1. the cupping and lifting of one's own flatulence directly into another's face.

2. when a male human being neglects to cleanse his scrotum; leaving a lingering parmesan cheese type odor that is unmistakeably his own.

1. dude, stop throwing your fartballs in my face

2. oh my god becky, it was the worst case of fartballs I have ever smelt in my life.

fartballs by oogaboogachoo September 1, 2010

Catalina Foothills High School 

The most upscale, classy school located in Tucson, Arizona. All of the students have 3.5+ GPAs and take at least 2 AP classes. The best of the best go to CFHS.

"Hey what high school do you go to?"
"Catalina Foothills High School."
"Woah, you must be planing on becoming a doctor or something."
"Yeah, I'm probably cure cancer. No big deal."

Catalina Foothills High School by John Doeyy14 March 13, 2014

metric football 

What Americans call "soccer" and the rest of the world calls "football."

"Football" is shoulder pads, forward passes, and helmets.

"Metric football" is a bigger field and poor acting to convince the officials to show their red and yellow cards.

What are you watching?
Metric football.
Why?
Football season's over.

metric football by narcszm January 22, 2011

monkey fucking a football

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result

Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"

monkey fucking a football by Gbbrd October 1, 2006

Monday Night Football 

Popular Football program that made its first broadcast on September 21st, 1970 on ABC. Shows a regular season matchup game each week until the playoffs, begenning at 8 o'clock. Begenning in the 2006 NFL season ABC will no longer broadcast Monday Night Football, but instead ESPN will air it.

It's theme song, "Heavy Action" was originally intended for the BBC show Superstars.

Monday Night Football is on, bring in the bud already!

Monday Night Football by Steagles June 11, 2006