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foodland feet

When someone's feet are so disgustingly dirty, they look like a little kid's foot thats been walking around in foodland barefoot.
" Mackenzie left foot prints all over the bathtub again"
" Shes got those damn foodland feet!
by unrelated09 June 11, 2009
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Foolbox

A college herby individual who is foolish, moronic, retarded, or just plain clueless.
Why is Veronika acting like such a foolbox!?
by SpiderAbrams November 14, 2009
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foodlosophyze

when stoners sit and talk about food
Stoners can sit for hours and foodlosophyze.
by mj121481 September 25, 2010
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Fool's Strawman

An argument strategy in which person A, after calling person B something derogatory, brings up misinformation on a subject which a person rightfully belonging under said derogatory label would be passionate about, even if the information is relatively common knowledge. If person B is struggling for a rebuttal and decides to instead criticize person A's lack of understanding of the subject as a means of degrading them, they will instead end up lending validity to person A's insult by appearing to be knowledgeable on topics which a person belonging to the derogatory label would normally be knowledgeable on. Anyone attempting a Fool's Strawman can appear less intelligent and jock-ish due to the nature of the maneuver, but is usually of higher intelligence than the person they are roasting. It is best explained by example:
A: Wow, I bet you jerk off to those Chinese hentais you f***ing f**g.
B: Haha, those are Japanese not Chinese, you can't even get that right? R****d.
A: I wouldn't know, I don't watch that s**t... you would know though.

As we can see, B falls right into the Fool's Strawman by showing some degree of knowledge on the topic of hentai, thus making A's accusations more credible. Let's keep going:

B: Wow you're so edgy, f***ing memelord using tricks he learned on Urban Dictionary and s**t.
A: What the f**k is a memelord? Are you one of those 4chan f****ts? Are you gonna be triggered if I don't get your gender right?
B: That's not a 4chan thing, that's Tumblr!
A: Sorry, I don't sit on my computer jerking off to hentai and going on 4chan instead of talking to girls.
by R@D November 8, 2016
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Fool Punk

When someone commits an act which is rather dum dum, you simply call them a 'Fool Punk'
Alan: "What is the time?"
Joe: "Eh I don't know, 3 a'clock?"
Alan: "Its o'clock, you fool punk"
Joe: "Okay" *visibly sad*
Everyone: "What a fool punk!"
by Milo_Yong February 23, 2020
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Fool's Mate

A chess trap that only complete morons fall for.

The game is infamous for being the "two move checkmate".

1. f3 e5 (f3 is already a rather useless opening, as no pieces are developed with its aid)
2. g4 Qh4#

White is mated in two moves.

This trap almost never occurrs in actual play, as everyone who has even looked at a chess board knows how obvious this trap is.

A similar trap is the Scholar's mate (which is Black's fastest loss) which goes as follows:

1. e4 e5
2. Bc4 Nc6 (Bishop's Opening)
3. Qh5 Nf6??? (Nf6 is a blunder to rule all blunders)
4. Qxf7#

Black is checkmated.

Again, this trap almost never occurs in regular play.

Most chess courses warn about these traps very early on, so anyone who actually falls for them deserves a dunce hat.
Bob: I played chess with my son, Bob Jr. I played Fool's Mate and he took it hook line and sinker.
Alice: Heh, funny. I started hanging out with the jocks in high school after a nerd humiliated me with the Scholar's mate.
by E hates Q January 1, 2021
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Fooland

Someone who is being foolish at the moment, but isn't a fool
Person 1: The Moon landing was faked and filmed on Mars!
Person 2: Oh you're being such a fooland
by Katpow January 11, 2021
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