whatever floats your boat

This is a phrase that often means whatever "soothes your soul" or whatever "works best" Aka- Whatever you feel like doing.

So Amir what do you feel like doing tonight? Whatever floats your boat man.

This DDR song is really floating my boat.

by Jason June 30, 2004

Cincinnati Root Beer Float

When a man shoots his load in a soft drink, preferrably root beer, and someone else drinks it.

Jamie: Boy, it sure is hot today.
Randell: How about I make you a Cincinnati Root Beer Float?
Jamie: Jeez, that would sure hit the spot!

by greasy_jesus April 4, 2009

floaties

(plural noun) little particles floating in a liquid, most commonly in a beverage

Look at the floaties in my cafe mocha.

by Ricci March 2, 2005

Floating Beard

A full beard worn by a man with a shaved head

Some of Tim Howard's success during the World Cup has to be credited to his amazing floating beard.

by dqbiz November 4, 2014

flood

vb: to ejaculate copiously.

He flooded my throat with the contents of his aching balls.

by Jezebel April 18, 2005

Floatopia

an insane gathering of UCSB and SBCC kids on the beach in Isla Vista, California the first saturday of spring quarter. students build or buy rafts to float around in the fucking cold ass water or they stand around on the beach and just get hammered and try to blackout off large quantities of keystone and natty light just because its fun and we know how to fuckin party and its why we're the best party school in the US.

hey brah were u at floatopia this year, what a fuckin shitshow.

by SBPirate April 4, 2009

Flood Worrier

Individuals who believe that no matter what the amount of rain falling to the ground, a flood is inevitable and will always kill people. Also people who suffer from Flood Worrier syndrome are known to accuse others as "Disaster Mockers"

Jeremy "the rains be a coming down on us"
Lance "I am starting to worry my wife, my kid and my goat are going to be subject to death, that is a wagon-load of people"
Brandon "you two are a bunch of flood worrier pussy's"
Jeremy "you hoe, your such a Disaster Mocker"

by Honchongo June 12, 2011