Fletcher

A man who likes to talk about some wierd shit.

That guy likes to talk about torture must be a fletcher

by Like ma dick October 23, 2018

charles fletcher

1. Coming across as a Mr. Nice Guy in just about any situation.
2. Quirky and handsome.

Bob was new to the group but pulled out his best Charles Fletcher and soon found he was the most well-liked person in the room.
Sarah was stunned to realize that her waiter was actually someone she found to be full of whimsy and surprisingly Charles Fletcher.

by grapplemeister September 27, 2013

archie fletcher

archie fletcher is a complete and utter legend, he is funny cool and everyone likes him.
he is tall and fucks countless women

“where’s my girlfriend”
“she’s with archie fletcher”

by Edgy boy June 2, 2019

Flotched

Drunk, incoherent, Intoxicated

Last night we got flotched.

by BayouSailor July 15, 2006

fletcher

The description given to person who is so completely incapable of organising themselves they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, usually your boss or a figure that delegates to you, the effects of them being unorganised nearly always has a negative effect on others and not themselves.

My boss is such a fletcher, he lost us a contract with a big retail client because he was playing Golf and was late.

by HelloChris August 26, 2008

Beer fetcher

Like a dog fetching a bone, a beer fetcher is someone who is used for the purpose of bring you beer after beer. See also Wifeslave.

When I get home in the evenings, I usually plop down in the recliner and cut on some King of The Hill, then holler for my beer fetcher to bring me some Busch Ice.

by beer and boobs for breakfast October 5, 2010

Homosexual Necrophiliac Feltcher

The act of having a strange homosexual fetish for a corpse and also sucking it's semen left in it's penis after ejaculation.

"Dude did you hear about Frank?"
"No, what happened?"
"Turns out he is a Homosexual Necrophiliac Feltcher."
"Ewwie."

by Filthy Whorebag Assmumphs December 4, 2011