keyboard flexing

Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.

"Was there 'beef'?", asked barry. "No barry, Samuel was just keyboard flexing", chuckled paul.

by Spazoid November 28, 2016

finley fleming

An absaloute legend, who has a giant penis!!, and is top class at shagging girls, a very sexy lad, popular and good at football!!

Oh My God You Are A Finley Fleming!!

by Ztsrvhdyfsjcdisfv16374 January 13, 2017

False Flexing

When you spend an excessive amount of money in order to look wealthier than you are.

Guy 1: "Hey, you heard Griffin bought a Gucci belt?"

Guy 2: "Hey, you heard he spent his whole paycheck on it?"

Guy 1: "Oh. He's false flexing."

by NBAslimeboy January 27, 2017

flex flexington

Someone who shows off all the time or flexes about things in his or her life

HaqL is a flex flexington because he flexes every shot he hits

by Dumster March 4, 2017

james fleming

a guy who is a guy

oh look its that guy james fleming

by DigMicMcgeee March 22, 2017

michael fleming

Name of Scottish Descent. Normally gifted to the child with the largest Dumpy in the clan. This name has been held by all of the greatest Jarls.

Man did you see Michael Fleming the other day?

That guy has a DUMPY

by paragonzion January 30, 2020

Instagram flexing

When you make out with a beautiful chick just to show her off to your friends.

- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.

- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess

by N0_D1gn1ty February 6, 2020