flapjacks

naked jumping-jacks. usually done to a team-mate while he ties up his laces in the locker room.

Ahhh! dude! stop with the flapjacks before i rip your nades off!

by Wahtever May 21, 2003

FlapJacks

When your dog gets neutered, the empty sack that remains. Resembles a FlapJack.

Also See Chicken Patty

OMG, Look at Troopers FlapJacks! he doesn't even know theres nothing there!

by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004

flapjacks

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by C.G May 20, 2003

Flapjack

In the USA, a term used to describe an oat based pancake, sometimes eaten at breakfast.

In the UK, or at least in England, a term used to describe what American's call a granola bar. A snack made from oats, sugar or honey or golden syrup (treacle) and butter, occasionally with nuts or dried fruit added. When shop bought, they tend to be more rectangular in shape, but when homemade they tend to be cut in to square slices.

I had a flapjack earlier
Do you want some flapjack?

by Anonymousperson321 June 8, 2017

Proper Flapjack

Term used to describe something that is "very good"

I like your footballing skills - they're proper flapjack.

by ouch_that_hurt August 20, 2010

Dutch Flapjacks

The act of shitting in one's pants whilst in a seated position and the feces therefore "pancakes out" across the butt cheeks

During the road trip, Claire made the mistake of having Taco Bell with a double espresso while driving. She ended up giving herself the 'ol Dutch Flapjacks.

by JD-Beanzor March 31, 2015

The Pakistani Flapjack

When you cover your meat stick with pancake batter, press it in a waffle iron, and eat the now cooked pancake off.

Tim : My cock is so raw. Ever since I did the Pakistani Flapjack and seared the fuck out of it in my waffle iron, it’s been bright red.

by Sponsored_rapist February 28, 2019