flattery

The act of being overwhelmed by huge masses of people.

I went to insult you, but I flattery

by mojo92 August 12, 2008

fleites

fart, sorry to all those with the last name fleites. Don't forget it...EMBRACE IT!!!!!

oh my god, who fleitesed?!

by pudding in a cup. April 27, 2011

flanted

wispered, flaunt, talk, dealt,

"flanted on"

by noixz January 15, 2009

flattened fauna

a dead animal (or dead animals) in the road

Although deer make up the smallest number of the reported flattened fauna, they are one of the most infamous examples because they instinctively run in the direction of the hazard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2010

flattergasted

A state of uncertainty, brought on by an unsolicited or unwarranted barrage of compliments. This sensation is typically followed by the raising of a bullshit alarm, and is most usually induced by a frenemy.

-"Oh, cutie, you have been so funny tonight...(later at the same party)...that's a really nice shirt. It really brings out your eyes, and I've never noticed how amazing they are...(yet again, later, same party)...this is the best sex I've ever had. I've never felt this way with anyone before. You are without doubt the best lover in the world"
- (you, all the while, thinking:) 'Uh, ok(?)...uh, whatever...Is she for-fucking-real? This was a mistake. I'm so utterly flattergasted right now. '

by jawasan August 5, 2015

Flailer

A Flailer is one of those mysterious friends that one day just disappearers off your Facebook friend list without any reason. If you have a large friend list, you may never figure out who it was and why they deleted, blocked or whatevered you. Not only is it rude ,but may cause negative feelings and nobody wants that.

You keep adding new friends but the number stated on your home page always stays the same... or goes down! You keep seeing your "good friend from high school" name in your suggested friend box, but you know you have added them already...three times! They are "Flailing" cause they are: Flailers"!

by 2ndHandJoke February 6, 2010

flatter patty

A term used for a short, but large in diameter penis.

My boyfriends penis is a real flatter patty

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019