Felch Burger

The codename for this guy I know. He is kind of like a mixture of zorro and Minut Bull, except he loves stickning burgers in his ass and having people eat them out of his ass. This is also what this act is called (example, give me a burger felch please!) Also, he is also not a large black man even though he likes to be felched by them.
Man, all felch burger does is felch burgers and eat Chinese food in the woods. He sniffs glue and molests Tony Danza's children. He is Craig Nelson, Felch Burger aka Felcher extrordanaire. IM: CRAYZ1235
by CJ Studebaker November 28, 2004
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frog felching

The act of sucking pus out of an anus (with or without a straw) from a rectal smegma.
Dude Fabian was frog felching my anal smegma! I feel so relieved!
by Daniel2010 October 19, 2017
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Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.
Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!
by The Molester 69 February 10, 2018
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felch belch

When you felch up a belch ofcourse
Darren enjoys a good felch belch.
by Ornery August 04, 2006
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kettle felching

A sexual act where-in a partner ejaculates into the partner's anus and then orally sucks the cum out.
John loved kettle felching Mary after a hard day's work.
by turandota July 13, 2008
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Felch Pile

Basically a pile of felch. Left from the remenents of a felch orgy or alternativly from one very flexible man with a large penis
A felch pile can alos be a pile of ppl who just pile on eachother and felch until death
Jim i woudnt touch tht felch pile if i were u it had many tasty Std's
Damn he saw the felch pile and never returned another waste of a gd man
by superjimmy300 May 05, 2006
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Felch Around

A man how perfoms a reach around with another man, and the dives in with a mcdonalds straw and extracts his engine lubricunt and ingest's it via an oral means.
Mike gave Richard a felch around, with exquisit results i.e he loved the cock!!
by Rimmy the 3rd July 26, 2003
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