by Sksks_vscogirl September 14, 2019
Get the fbmug. by MarthNi June 12, 2018
Get the fb fappingmug. 
Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.
Bob: I just received a text from Amanda
Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?
Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe
Theodore: are you going to cheat on her
Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J
Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?
Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe
Theodore: are you going to cheat on her
Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J
by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 4, 2017
Get the FB&Jmug. by shawtytoxicasf July 28, 2021
Get the fbmug. Stands for Fake BPM Syndrome. People that have FBS often think the BPM of a song is much higher than it is. It's especially prominent with people that are often not used to songs higher than 180 BPM and in Camellia's comment section on YouTube.
1: OMG this song is so fast!! It's like 1000000 BPM!!!!
2: dude this song is 205 bpm, i'm taking you to the doctor
Doctor: I'm sorry 1, but you've been diagnosed with FBS.
2: dude this song is 205 bpm, i'm taking you to the doctor
Doctor: I'm sorry 1, but you've been diagnosed with FBS.
by FyterX June 3, 2021
Get the FBSmug. by User7484837373 October 3, 2020
Get the Fbmug.