fb fapping

Scrolling through Facebook profile pictures while fapping

You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb fapping and come out.

by MarthNi June 12, 2018

fb g

Specifically for football Twitter and the numerous virgins on the platform, ‘fb g’ means follow back g.

Fb g

by fabsfulham on twitter January 28, 2021

FB Eyes

The eyes you make when getting your picture taken and your friend says “show me your fuck me eyes”, but you had been drinking a lot and misheard so you thought they said “show me your Facebook eyes”.

Friend: Show me your “Fuck me eyes”
Person in picture: “He said show me your FB eyes…”

by Beexman May 7, 2022

FB marketplace pics

When you need to take pictures of your couch a gf must be present at all times for safety reasons. If your camera is cracked gf must be there no questions asked for camera purposes.

You have to say yes to fb marketplace pics

by Not pouria November 27, 2022

FB whores

When bitches message your man behind your back saying "we r just friends. We grew up together" but all along, they flirt with your man and u find out. Then they act all innocent but in all reality, they r FB whores.

Those bitches think they slick messaging Scotty, but they got caught being FB whores.

by Noresun2noAmy2 January 4, 2024

fb_colasquad

The one fortnite streamer who is roughly 40 years old and had a huge fan army of teenage boys who all wanna get in her pants!

Jay:Damn did you see fb_colasquad
Nate: yeah she’s a fine dime

by Harry huftmon February 29, 2024

fb pedo

meta-paedophile Brodie who is inordinately obsessed with the genitalia of vulnerable FB children online messaging them

fb pedo brodie

by mrs tosser November 29, 2025