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putter failure

The embarrassing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.

It usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or cocksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.
"Dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! That wasn't even close! Epic putter failure!"
by mattmartigan September 23, 2011
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failure management

A company designed for managing the amount of failure in the world there is. Invented by Steven He in 2020.
Steven He: Do you know where the failure management is?
Me: No? Why?
Steven He: Because I want to tell them my son is a FAILURE!
Steven He's son: Dad I'm right here
by A very weird person January 4, 2023
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Society Failure

f*ckin awesome band from PR ID. coincidentally happens to have really hot talented members.
by Sparky April 10, 2004
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genitalia failure

The words spoken usually when a person is having problems with their genitalia, usually the swelling of someone's penis.
Guy 1: Man, my penis has felt swollen all day.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of genitalia failure!
by Paradocks January 23, 2008
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Urban Failure

A legendary failure that goes way back before the old cave man people call Jesus was born!
Thats an Urban Failure right there!
Your an urban failure!
No you are!
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Urban Failure

When the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day is poorly selected and either not funny or does not make sense.
I was all excited for the urban dictionary word of the day but then i saw it was really retarded so it was just an epic Urban Failure.
by salsaboy719 January 10, 2011
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consexual failure

when your best friend(s) invite you to their house with the promise of "getting some" and they fail repeatedly.


from "con" meaning to trick or deceive
"i was hanging out with my friends because they said they were going to hook me up but it was consexual failure."
by jonny456321 February 19, 2009
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