fausexual

Someone to pretends to be heterosexual, but is in a secret relationship with one or more of the same gender. Fausexuals are known to be extremely perverted and spend most of their time watching pornos while masturbating.

Guy 1: Did you hear Derek came out yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah, he said he was a fausexual or something.
Guy 1: I really feel bad for the guy...

by TheGuyInTheBox June 19, 2011

Fluser

Something will walsh is.

Flu=loser = will walsh.
A fluser is the only word ever that explains will.

by FelineAmerican January 1, 2012

fuser steamer

The act of needing someone to take a shit on your chest in order to be able to function (i.e. at work). Very similar outcome to the Cleveland or Boston Steamers, but the fuser steam enables those afflicted with it to perform at their given tasks; without it, they feel otherwise incapable of functioning.

Can be likened to an OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) affliction, resulting in the afflicted being somewhat addicted to the task.

"Dude, I can't get any work done until a get a Fuser Steamer... just doesn't feel right without one"

by Dr. EAD October 1, 2012

fuse boy

Someone who fails at being funny; usually noones likes that person. A fuck boy

Gerard: i fucked your mom

*no reaction from anyone*
Tyrese: sick joke fuse boy

by MOITRA October 7, 2014

fused picard

Holding penis tips together until the cum dries.

It took 20 minutes to complete the fused picard.

by subwaycoffee April 30, 2016

Fuseless

Fucking useless

Get somebody else to do it, he's fuseless!

by Fuseless September 18, 2016

fouseylube

Adverf for when someone is acting dumb or reckless.

Dude don't do that you fucking fouseylube!

by Neger fra grønland January 29, 2017