Existence

A thing that all humans are unwillingly forced to take part in, where they have to live, breathe and eat just to be considered alive, and it ain’t fun, it sucks!

Friend 1: I hate existence
Friend 2: Yes

by I_like_green April 2, 2022

Non-existent

Every guy's pp

Bro yesterday I was joking with Joe about non-existent pp's. It was hilarious.

by Ino no sqaure May 5, 2020

Shit On Your Existance

To disrespect, ostracize, or otherwise make somebody feel shame for something they have said or done.

"Ricky, you made me look like a fool."
"Actually this happens on a daily basis, because I love to shit on your existance."

by ghostbustingnigga November 1, 2008

Newton's 3rd law in existence

When you try to do something, you cannot, because there is a relatively negative action, that does not allow you to do it. (-1+1=0) Therefore, proving the non existence of earth and all of mankind.

Dude: Ayo, ever heard of the Newton's 3rd law in existence that doesn't make sense?

The other dude: No?

Dude: When humans try to walk, another negative action or force should be present to disable him from walking. So, humans are not even suppose to move in the first place.

by Urgae6969 February 19, 2022

existentialist

Someone who belives the human mind is not capable of comprehending the existence of a supreme being if one does indeed exist. They believe that religion is just an institution that brings comfort to those of us that can not handle uncertainty in life.

me and the greater minds of the world

by Anderson March 26, 2005

...exist

This is like the "..NOT" jokes.

You say something, ending with "ever to..", and then you wait serveral seconds, and then say exist.



This was made by us, on ventrilo.

Jordan, Garry

Garry: U R LIEK MUDKIPZ?
Jordan: That is the best saying ever.. to err, to err.. ever to... .............exist
Garry: LOLSTUTTER

by Garry Stewart (Zaent) January 16, 2009

daily existential crisis

Waking up in the morning feeling cumulative depreciation

I set my alarm for daily existential crisis at 6 AM

by Frets & Such February 28, 2017