brennan ettinger

God resurrected in the 21 century, God for football, God of supplements, God of dip, god of white power

brennan ettinger is our savior

by RealKevinSpacey April 20, 2018

ET

When you’re fingering a butthole and you touch the tip of a hard turd.

Have you ever ET’d anyone?
Man, I was fingering Avery’s ass and I touched the tip of a turd waiting to go home.

by Captnslappy26 May 15, 2023

Ete

You’re doing the challenge where you removed the first and last letter let me guess… it’s Peter right

My name is ETE

by Yaurabitch February 10, 2023

ETS

“Escape the Simulation”. A phrase used by the Jackbox Games fandom that refers to the final episode of YDKJ Full Stream where Cookie realizes he’s been kidnapped and trapped in a simulation.

Person: Scare me with three letters.
Jackbox fandom member: “ETS”.

by cupcakedestroyer August 29, 2022

en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to know something"

son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother Jerry who is 16, i;s learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough. Now go sleep tight.

by Sexydimma December 22, 2012

where et er

Where are you

You don’t know where your mum is so you ask ‘where et er’

by Geoff Maltby AKA the Oracle July 18, 2019

Tog et

To drag a woman back to the kitchen so that she can resume making your sandwich.

Bella: Come at me Edward!
Edward: Tog et, wench.

by polomint27 November 3, 2012