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Ederson

One of the Best Goalkeeper in the world currently. Sometimes he likes to Play in midfield. He has his name in Guinness book of World record for Longest Shoot. He also assists from his teammate from his Goalposts.
Ederson saved the game again...
by Rugzzz November 29, 2021
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Emerald Class Ferry

A class of ferry used in Sydney Harbour. There were originally 6 Gen 1 Emeralds running on inner harbour routes in Sydney. These ferries worked great for the most part with very little problems except transport minister Andrew Constance trying to name one "FerryMcFerryFace". However one night Andrew was jerking himself off thinking of trains in his asshole when he thought of one of the most retarded ideas known to man... Replace the Manly Ferries with Emeralds. Andrew then proceeded order 3 new Gen 2 Emeralds FROM CHINA. Andrew assumed that these INNER HARBOUR ferries were capable of handling the swells of Sydneys heads. After months of delay the new Emerald class ferries arrived and..... Lets just say things went to shit instantly. Shortly after they were put into service leaks were found in the rudders and they were taken out of service. Then one day when the "Balmoral" was doing tests in 2 metre swells ITS FUCKING WINDOW AND RUDDER SMASHED! Despite Transdev saying they could handle 4 metre swells. Not long after the "Clontarf" shit itself and its propeller broke while on a test run! Shortly after that CRACKS were found in the hull of the Balmoral! During all of this it was found that THE FERRIES COULDNT EVEN DOCK AT THE FUCKING WHARF IN LOW TIDE! Like holy shit how hard is it to make a boat that can FUCKING DOCK PROPERLY! Despite all these dangerous problems Transdev insists that these are just minor problems!
My kayak is more safe than an Emerald class ferry.
by Notakneegrowth December 30, 2021
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Elderaver

The elderaver has been raving since at least the 90s, finding sustenance in electronic beats despite the assertions of the world’s oldest white rapper that “nobody listens to techno”.

They can be found materializing out of the dark in clubs, nodding sagely to the beat. If exposed to “speedy e” the elderaver will take the opportunity to show “the kids how it’s done.” Some elderavers expire promptly after this ritual demonstration.
“Should we invite the elderavers?”

“Only if you want to still be partying at dawn. They have literally no chill.”

“…I’m in.”
by threepio December 31, 2021
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edena

edena always right, can't see wood from tree's and never listens!
Omg your being such an edena
by Edena fanclub February 26, 2022
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edemamey

The god in edemameism.
You must verify you are are apart of this cult to go near the edemamey
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edemama

the ruler of edemembers and closest to le edemamey (they besties) also close to upper rank edemembers (pookies)
she is the edemama
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Sadists Emerald

Green plant matter, usually the stem of a vegetable that one must either consume or take a bite of if a bet/money match is lost.
Person 1: I heard Lewis lost that LoL match to Luke, now he has to take a chomp out of that 3 week old broccoli stem.

Person 2: That some sadistic shit right there.

Person 1 Yeah, it's the gem of a casual sadists arsenal. The sadists emerald.
by unitology July 29, 2016
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