stinky earlobes

Is a top 5 insult that will obliterate your opponent. A last resort only to be used when your in danger.

F150 driver: trump is a good president

Any sane human being: no

F150 driver: well ur ugly

Any sane human: well you have stinky earlobes

F150 driver: *fucking disintegrates*

by jejfjfjrjjrns June 12, 2020

penis earlobe

When you are bored on Urban Dictionary and you type random shit

"Wow im going to be a dumbass and type in something that doesnt exist. Hmm what should that be! Oh Penis Earlobe!"

Said by probably you.

by Bruuuuuu😭 October 2, 2022

Minnesota Earmuff

Whilst you are lying down, you adjust (puff up) your package into a mound above your closed legs. Then you lay a girl, ear down, onto your lap, thust providing the warmth needed to keep the cold Minnesota nights at bay.

My girl was cold so I offered her my Minnesota earmuff.

by Nazz Egan March 30, 2005

Spitting Earworm

When you fuck someone with earstretches, and the moment your about to jizz put it through the ear and let it all explode in their face.

This douchebag performed a Spitting Earworm on me and got stuck in my stretch with his penis piercing

by Shady Viking July 19, 2014

earlobes

A way of showing affection. dont ask how it came about.

Julie was touching my earlobes earlier today! I think she likes me!

by SPARECHICKEN April 19, 2018

Eamonn

A kind, funny, and caring person. Often a bit too emotional, but it's kinda cute. He's liked by basically everyone, because of his kind and funny nature, he is true to himself, and he likes people who are also true to themselves. Just be nice to him, and you'll be on your way to an amazing friendship.

Boy: "Hey, did Eamonn say he would be at the basketball game?"
Girl: "Yeah, he said he would be late though"
Boy:"Oh ok, thanks!"

Another way it could be used:

Eamonn: "this candy kinda tastes weird"
Boy: "kinda like trash..."
C: "Like Eamonn"
Boy: "That was kinda mean..."
C: "Yeah... sorry Eamonn"
Eamonn *has watery eyes* "Its ok"

by hiiiiiiiiiii:) December 20, 2020

earload

An earful, or blast, of loud sound or music being heard. An earload can also be used to talk sarcastically or used if something was not of interest.

That wasn't the best speech. What an earload!

by Sam ELMO POWER. April 28, 2021