dong-a-saurus rex

A man possessing a penis so large it causes internal bleeding, vaginal and anal lacerations, pelvic crushing, ruined sheets, shattered dreams of motherhood, and permently leaves a woman smiling funny.

Jenny: Do you know what blood-type Beth is?
Vicky: No, why?
Jenny: I heard Josh fed her the dong-a-saurus rex and now she needs a transfusion.

by pumpkin escobar October 23, 2005

dong jockey

a girl that rides the dong all the time

look at that f***ing dong jockey

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

re-dong-diculous

When a situation is BEYOND ridiculous, it is re-dong-diculous.

(in halo2) Yo I no-scoped that dude from across the map, that was re-dong-diculous.

by kurticus November 23, 2006

DONG

1. As coined by Michael of Vsauce:

Do
Online
Now
Guys

An application, game, program, or other feature that you can use the internet to do. Usually, a DONG is simply an interesting timewaster, or a cool effect.

2. A penis.

1. "Well, we're going to need a DONG for this one."

2. "STOP LAUGHING AT MY DONG! It's not that small..."

by Topbutt August 3, 2013

Dong

A very beautiful name with awesome meanings in Chinese. Traditional Chinese last name over the culture of history of 5,000 years. For males it can mean president, knowledgeable person as well as handsome and for females it can mean beautiful, gorgeous. All-in-all this name get bad raps from its American-English cousin "dong" which means "penis".

Nevertheless, there are wonderful people out there who keep this name without changing or adding an English name. I truly respect them!

Wow, I didn't know that name meant that! Now I see Dong in a whole new light.

Cunrui Dong is really brave. He was a super hero in that battle. I wonder how many people didn't notice it.

Dong shihui is scheduled on 1st of next month, all the board members (CEO, CFO, COO, etc) will show up.

by asianculture August 5, 2014

Ding Dong Ditching

The act where you knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and run away. This is mostly used on old people who either grab their gun and shoot at the kid, or chase them in their car. This, in my opinion, is fun as fuck if he or she starts chasing you. Most people do this at night to not be seen, but I like to sometimes go during day.

/I'm bored as fuck, let's go ding dong ditching and hit that old guy down the road first./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./

by AlbanianKid April 25, 2015

Dong swab

Using one's penis to apply an ointment or medication to the back of another's throat or tonsils.

Girl: "I have a sore throat"
Guy: "Let me give you a dong swab and it'll clear up by tomorrow."

by Mexican Ron October 16, 2010