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Dunkin' dognuts

Canine tea bagging. Usually practiced by blue bloods who scoff at other dogs who dine on mere chow. If there is any doubt regarding dominance, the alpha wrestles the beta to the ground and dips his balls into his/her mouth. Owners usually appreciate the gesture, but cannot figure out why this does not usually pan out well at the work place.
Tick spent the night at Rex's house. After devouring lobster and crab the night before, a double-dog double-dump was in order the next morning. Afterwards, Tick was laying down in the grass...feeling satisfied. As alpha, Rex knew that only he should be happy and started dunkin' dognuts, while saying "eat THIS!!"
by Bong Juice May 4, 2023
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Shrimp dunking

Using a straw to siphon ejaculate out of an anal cavity
Dude, Dylan was shrimp dunking Brad last night with a straw that was spooned at one end like the ones for slurpees at 7-11. He got all of it
by Ox April 8, 2016
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Dirty Dunkin'

Consists of taking a shit on the floor just beside the toilet. The name refers to the act of dunking (basketball), yet in the case of a "dirty dunkin'", it really needs to be performed outside of the "rim," which makes the name ironic; otherwise it doesn't qualify as a dirty dunkin'. The name also refers to the first known dirty dunkin'*. While recommended being performed in a public area, it could be, theoretically, be done inside a private property.

*The first known dirty dunkin' took place inside a Dunkin' Donuts, in the small american city of Campton (NH).
Joe Lacrass did a dirty dunkin' in the men's locker room (again)!
by Disco Gringo May 9, 2022
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call o' dunking

The act of playing call of duty while dunking your cock in boiling coffee.
I was so mad when i was call o' dunking with decaf coffee
by ConVeX_ShotZ September 13, 2014
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drunkitude

a defiant, arrogant, and/or aggressive state of mind achieved during inebriation in an otherwise cool and collected individual.
Naw, he's chill. Just after a coupla 40's my man's got a bad drunkitude
by Terrence H December 9, 2006
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drunkify

1. To arrange one’s room to best accommodate his drunken self.

2. To base one’s class schedule around his drinking schedule.

3. To take a regular idea and view from a drunk person’s point of view.
1. “After freshmen quarter, I had to drunkify my room so I wouldn’t keep tripping over my laptop’s power chord.”

2. "I drunkified my schedule for Spring Quarter – now classes before noon!”

3. "But if we drunkify the idea, then going to a baseball game means shouting loud insults and chugging Miller Lite."
by Alex Bash January 18, 2009
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Drunkidity

Reckless, stupid or silly behavior while under the influence of alcohol.

Drunk + Stupidity = Drunkidity.
Dimebag Darrell and his friends got drunk and partied with explosives. They almost burned down Dallas. It was funny as hell, but some real drunkidity.
by V.A.S. December 21, 2008
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