drunkle

The uncle (or uncle-type figure) in the family who is drunk at every family function.

Don't give drunkle his keys back he's not safe to drive.

by greenfeen February 7, 2009

starbucks drinker

A lawyer, teacher, professor, or any generally upper-middle class person who lives in a suburban town who has studied a certain subject but does not fully understand it, thus cannot have an effect while defending someone in court or teach about drugs, and so forth.

"I don't want some Starbucks drinker who's never seen the battlefield, I need someone who's actually been shot at." -Samuel L. Jackson-

Kids and teens won't listen to some Starbucks drinker lecturing them about drugs, gangs, or sex, they need to hear about it from somebody who's been there and done that.

by AragornElessar November 14, 2009

pepsi drinker

Yet another synonym for White Trash. Not all pepsi drinkers are white trash, but if you go to a WT home, you'll likely find Pepsi as the non-alcoholic carbonated beverage of choice.

That damn Pepsi Drinker on his Nextel just won't shut the fuck up.

by happyscrappy January 28, 2005

shandy drinker

An anti-social soft male who doesn't much like beer, complains about everything, has no sense of humour and hates to see others having fun.

He may not actually even drink shandy as, most shandy drinkers prefer cola.

John didn't want to go to the pub as it was raining and he'd just washed his hair, then he called the police because of the party. He really is a shandy drinker.

The soft southern shandy drinking bastard.

by Ivor McIver January 11, 2004

dinkleburg

slang for cops or group of people you dont like.

Beat it Holmes the dinkleburgs are comin!!!

by matt August 30, 2004

drinkcessorize

to use a beverage as an accessory to one's outfit. usually a beverage from McDonald's

Yo check out Angela, she's totally drinkcessorizing today.

or

Yikes Beth, you're looking kinda frumpy. You may want to drinkcessorize.

by Polymorph686 February 27, 2011

Tea Drinkers

Individuals from the bottom rung of society who spend their time drinking obnoxious warm liquids made from whatever leaves they dig out from the backyards. Not only do these elitist degenerates revel in their hipster devotion to their sacred drink, but they derive unnecessary and somewhat discomforting joy out of discussing it. Widely considered the early signs of a future career as an unemployed vegan hippy, as they become even more entrenched in their cult-like appreciation of 'tree-semen', they tend to seclude themselves and exercise a self-imposed outcast from the rest of society.

"Shit dude, check out those tea drinkers over there."
"Ugh how can they drink that stuff. It looks gross. I should probably try it to find out..."
"Nah man, you don't want to become one of them... bloody hippies... probably eat vegan mousse too."

by socialelitist666 May 13, 2016