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Leaving your gum downtown 

Refers to the unfortunate and unintended disposal of chewing gum in the pubic hair or pubic region of the recipient of oral sex by the performer who fails to keep his/her gum securely placed in an unused part of the mouth.
911 Operator: "911. What is your emergency?"

Teenage Caller: "OMG my boyfriend left his gum downtown and now it's all tangled in my pubes and my shit is glued shut. Amateur. How do I get it out???"

911 Operator: "Leaving your gum downtown is not a 911 emergency. Please hang up and try peanut butter."
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The Express Bus Downtown 

When someone with a perverted mind misconstrues something to be DIRTY, automatically. (DOWNTOWN alludes to nether regions)
"When i said it felt moist in here, she began to chuckle. Damn, that girl is always on the express bus downtown."

North Central, Downtown Charleston 

North Central, Downtown Charleston is a neighborhood of artist, writers, and musicians adjacent to the equally hip neighborhoods of Wagener Terrace and Hampton Park. Creatives and trendsetters fill the fashionable cafe’s and pubs within the environs of Upper King, Morrison Drive, and Rutledge Ave, while an eclectic dining scene features everything from speakeasy styled restaurants, breweries and dive bars to artisan coffee houses and gastropubs. Art supply stores and galleries mix with shops selling authentic french pastries in sidewalk al fresco settings. The landscape is defined by early 20th century bungalows and vernacular architecture. Here too is the site of the famed Palace Auditorium where Elvis Presley and The Allman Brothers Band once performed. This area first settled by French Huguenots who escaped religious persecution is the terminus of the future "Low Line" greenway. The familial and ethnic diversity of this section makes it a desirable home for all walks of life. Forever singles, young marrieds, progressive middle agers and retired long time residents share this inclusive enclave. Also, Bill Murray owns several bars in the area...which is nice.
Girl: So Saturday is my bachelorette party, should we come to North Central, Downtown Charleston after the ceremony at my Mega Church?

Guy: Heres what you do....first keep your sorostitutes away from Upper King, then you and your husband settle down on Daniel Island (or Mt. Pleasant)......byeeeeeeeee.

apartment in downtown springfield 

Polite way of referring to AIDS.
Did you here? Topher doesn't just have a House In Virginia; that dude has a full blown Apartment In Downtown Springfield

the downtown school

the downtown school is a tiny ssshithole spiraling down into a pit of despair, despite it being so small there is so much drama that everyone is drowning. there is terrible people and great people and no in between.
my school is such a the downtown school

Floobin downtown 

It’s a term for when someone is cool, sick, amazing etc
Brad: You’re floobin downtown Bro

David: the fuck does that mean?
Floobin downtown by Blopnop June 20, 2020

I'm talkin' downtown 

Confirming that the previous sentence you just said is of a very serious nature and should be taken seriously. Usually involves a person confirming that they'll soon be having or have recently had some good, hot, diggedy dog dirty sex
I had a date last Saturday night and we fucked every which possible way till we were too exhausted to move....I'm talkin' downtown, ya know what I mean!!!
I'm talkin' downtown by Italguy October 26, 2009