Dongchitis

Dongchitis is an inflammation of the lining of your bronchial tubes, which carry air to and from your lungs. People who have dongchitis often cough up thickened mucus, which can be discolored. Dongchitis may be either acute or chronic and is usually caused by weighty consumption of malejaculate, where some or all of the malejaculate travels into the trachea instead of the esophagus.

Gus: *coughs*
Rob: "Wow Gus, that cough sounds brutal man. Do you have the flu or something?"
Gus: "No man. JP and I got a bit carried away and I swallowed his load whilst taking a deep breath in. Doctor thinks it's dongchitis."
Rob: "Brutal. What'd he prescribe? Biaxin? Advair?"
Gus: "Advair. Got the inhaler and everything."
Rob: "Gimme a hit!"

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD May 8, 2018

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Dench

Combination of "Dark" and "Hench", to describe someone who's tanned and is muscular.

Just signed up for the gym mate. Gonna get dench.

by mzizzlr July 19, 2018

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dongha

Dongha is the most coolest boy you’ve met.

He likes to be kind, helpful, and nice!

Although he still needs to work on being more nice to his little sisters.......

He is still an AMAZING boy!

If u meet a boy named Dongha, say......

Boy:Oh, hi! What’s your name?
Dongha:My name is Dongha.

Boy:I love your your name! Could we hang out for a little?
Dongha:Sure. I’ll love to.

These 2 boy make such an amazing friends together.

-The End-

by Vamp diaries December 1, 2019

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danchell

A Danchell is a caring friend and sister who is always there, you must always trust a danchell they are the most trustworthy person you'll ever meet or to be , she is always positive about the negative, she'll always make time for you and leave you alone and will always love you to death

Jazzy:danchell would you care if I die
Danchell:no
Jazzy:would you take a bullet for me
Danchell:no
Jazzy:*cries*
Danchell:wait you didn't let me finish
Danchell:I wouldn't cared if you died I'll cry if you die
Danchell:I wouldn't take a bullet for you I will take a bullet for you

by Jazzyleen October 25, 2020

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Danchik

A good friend who enjoys being around company. He also is very outgoing and he’s easy to talk too. Danchik usually has two or three main friends. Once you get to meet him you’ll stay in touch for a while:) danchik also likes to exercise, eat food, be annoying, and likes to help people if they need it.

Danchik tu skyshal vsy edu?

by Cara Baskin November 15, 2020

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Doncaster Douche

(Noun) Also known as a Rotherham Rinse.

A post-ejaculatory contraceptive douche carried out by the male whilst still inside the female vagina. Immediately after ejaculation inside his lady, before withdrawing his still semi-tumescent penis, the gentleman urinates within her, sluicing out his spermy man-milk. Purported to be 80% effective, by someone, somewhere, probably (depending on volume of piss).

Shaniqua couldn’t be bothered with any of the usual contraceptive methods, and neither could Marlon. So right after his vinegar strokes, he did the gentlemanly thing of giving her a Doncaster Douche to sluice out his spooge.

by Tempus Fuggin Fugit May 16, 2021

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