dave chappelle

aight i would just like to say this right now, dave is not self racist, if he was he wouldnt be respected by everyone he is hillarious

some of the funniest moments on chappelles show

guy- mr. chappelle, just because a investigator is a possible racist and their has been some racial profiling goin on lately you think that their was planted evidence in the oj simpson case

dave chappelle- yes i do

guy- but mr. chappelle

dave chappelle- NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

dave chappelle-oh my god its hatching, ladies and genteleman, the first dinosaur in a billion years is being hatched in my house THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVEEEEEEEEERR oh i just wish i had my, my SCISSORS (cuts off the dinosaurs head and licks the blood comin out)

dave chappelle- is pimpin easy??

proffessor- no

dave- correct

girl 1- no

dave- correct

aisain guy- no

dave- correct

dj- it aint easy

dave- correct

black guy-... hell yeah

dave- somehow that is correct

by yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy0 August 19, 2006

dickhead dave

1. commonly used nickname for a dickhead called david.

Daa wanksta massif: hey look its dickhead dave.
Sexy bitch: hes got a tiny wang.

by daa wanksta massif May 29, 2008

Dave Mustaine

GOD.

MEGADETH is the most amazing thrash/speed metal band in the world, they pwn your face.

I shall pray to the almighty Dave Mustaine tonight for your safety.

by BEANFACE December 12, 2007

Dave Gorman

Comedian and author - has written 3 books to date, including "Are You Dave Gorman?" and "Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure".
Also known as one of the funniest men ever.

Hello. I'm Dave Gorman. Are you Dave Gorman?

by Lizziew January 22, 2006

Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle- Really funny guy that has his own show on commedy central at 10:30 EST.

Dave Chappelle is really fuckin funny!

by DA GUY April 14, 2004

Dave Monks

sexy beast. crowd pleaser. lead singer and bassist of one of the best canadian indie bands out there.

hey i saw tokyo police club the other night in concert and dave monks made me want to lose my v-card to him.

by Coco apple October 18, 2008

davekat hell

When you go looking for one fluffy dave x karkat fic and you come back up 8 hours, 18 smut fics, 23 long fics, and 3 oneshots later.

Moirail: why didn't you text me back
You: i was in a davekat hell feelings jam later okay

by ThatOneNerdyKidWithTheEyebrows July 23, 2017