news director bump

An inordinately large key bump or rail/line of cocaine. One that is larger than most dispensings...namely reserved for only the most seasoned of cocaine abusers.

"Sandy gave Dennis a big old news director bump of blow and Barbara said it was too dman big".

by Mrs. Nut Cake April 6, 2007

Directioner

one directions super fan base! They love one direction and are called "The deadliest fanbase"

Person 1: I just love being a directioner!

Person 2: eww I hate directioners!

Person 1: Oh you did NOT just say that!

(Cat fight)

by MaggiReeler January 19, 2013

directioner

They don't even need a definition. They're like illuminati. Say something about them and they'll come after you with a fucking knife. They love five singing idiots, so you don't even have to point out they're stupid. They waste their lives using the JHLEGYDH language, crying over shirtless pictures of their husbands, and losing ovaries. Directioners have feels that you can't even imagine. These girls, or guys, would use every last penny they own to buy a doorknob that Harry touched. They struggle and cry over simple things such as deciding who's name to write last. Oh, and don't EVER confuse a directioner for a directionator. EVER. Good bye peasant.

If you still wear stripes and think it's funny, you aren't a directioner.

by The queen of them November 18, 2012

Director

The new brand for everything a director could want...and more!

Cool dude 1 : Do you like my new chair?

Cool dude 2: yes! I can't believe you have a Director

by Director of Smaths June 22, 2011

Directioner

Directioners are the best fandom in the whole world. They are a fandom based off of One Direction. They are great at hacking into airport security cameras, CCTV's, figuring our their blood types and even Penis sizes, and finding out what time the boys were born and in what hospital, how much they weighed as a baby, etc. Directioners are also smart. They're the most popular fandom in the world by ruling Wattpad, YouTube, Twitter, Google, and Tumblr, and many other sites. They are very excellent at making fanfics, photo edits, videos and they are the most updated fandom ever that keeps the biggest boyband in the world strong. Oh, and we are also the horniest fandom, so don't be surprised if you see one of us reading One Direction smut.

Directioner: Niall's blood type is A. Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991. Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches. Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born . Harry's blood type is B.
Friend: How do you know this stuff?!
Directioner: Get used to it. I'm a Directioner

by 5DirectionofSummerMix November 20, 2017

Band Director

The King Band Geek. One of the few teachers in a high school who sees every single one of their students from freshman all the way to senior year. They tend to wear Hawaiian shirts and have a weird sense of humor. Of all teachers, band directors are the most likely to die in a fire for their students if it came down to that.

"How, might you ask, could a student be friends with a teacher? The answer is simple. Band geeks don't see the band director as a teacher. They are simply older, sometimes fatter, band geeks."

by taki-noboru-desu October 14, 2016

One Direction

A boy band in this year's (2010) X-Factor, put together by Simon Cowell. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan. Each of them have their own dedicated fan groups who often argue about which band member is the best. Hugely popular with teenage girls across Britain, they are like the second-coming of JLS but generally better looking and younger.

An infaturation with this band is termed 'One Direction Infection'.

Leila: Who are you voting for tthis Saturday on X-Factor?

Francesca: One Direction of course! ZOMG I love Liam Payne sooo much!

Leila: no, Harry Styles is definitely the best.

*random third girl*: no way, Zayn Malik is the one for me *swoons*.

by Cuppa Tea? October 22, 2010