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dipshit

The dipshit is someone who's clever yet so slow and stupid most of the time.
It's also someone who says dumb shit and makes themselves look retarded.

Hes also an unfunny clown.
Person 1: *says wrong stupid things to someone*
Person 2: "no dipshit"
by Mrs. Sassy :) December 19, 2019
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Merry band of dipshits

A group of dumbasses who feed off the stupidity of each other are either going to be very entertaining or very annoying or both
1.Why are those people outside screaming at each other
2.They're just a merry band of dipshits
by DT8 November 6, 2021
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Fortnite dipshit

Whys he doing take the L on my names grave?

I think he's a fortnite dipshit
by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020
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dipshit

A person who is dense in the head - as if they have literally dipped their head in shit and now their senses are dulled.
They expect the rest of reality to match their stupid-ass vision.
Me: "I was going to take my drink with me, but that dipshit thought it would be better to enforce th rules."
Other Person: "Wow, what a dipshit: A person who is dense, and seems to have dipped their entire head into a pile of shit."
Me: "I know, right? That's some textbook shit right there."
by midinerd April 1, 2019
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dipshit

by strech1 August 7, 2011
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Dipshitting

The sexual act of dipping crackers, vegetables, chips, etc. into your sexual partners bumhole to derive pleasure from her/him and to use the feces as dip for said crackers, vegetables, chips, etc.
Jaylen: Dude I tried the dipshit on my new girlfriend last night, it tasted nasty but she was moaning.
Ryan: Its an acquired taste man. I tried that recently with some carrots but they got stuck in her ass.
Jaylen: Nasty wtf, u must be bad at dipshitting. Also why would you use vegetables, crackers are the way to go.
Ryan: Well crackers break easier, plus I'm a vegan so I've got a veggie fetish
Jaylen: What the actual hell, this is the first I've heard of this.
by Boku No Rico September 5, 2016
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Dipshit Diplomacy

The destabilizing acts of a dipshit elected by dipshits.
These new tariffs are a great example of Dipshit Diplomacy.
by CatchingRays April 4, 2025
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