Dingle Hammer

A special hammer used for smashing the dingleberries off of your ass hairs.

"He pulled his ass hairs tight, and shattered his dingleberries to oblivion with his dingle hammer."

"In my line of work the dingle hammer is a usefull tool."

"If you use my dingle hammer you better clean it!"

"He accidently smashed his balls with the dingle hammer."

by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

Dingle Berries

A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.

Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.

by IronMikey April 12, 2023

Dingle hopper

a fork used as a hair brush

Hey that's not for eating, that's a dingle hopper, it's for brushing your hair.

by Kady Herron May 27, 2015

dingle berry bearer

a person who never cleans their ass fully and has crusty shit still on his asshole after taking a dump. as a result this person smells like a hairy ass grundel and stinks up the room. also he may leave shit stains on the toilet as well as in his pants. quite the atrocity.

Ughh!!! Did Tim just take another shit because i smell a dingle berry bearer and i think i am going to throw up. he even smells like he took a dump and then pissed on his t-shirt. oh and there is shit stains on the toilet, he is definitely a dingle berry bearer.

by Harry richard the third May 6, 2008

dingle dick

someone who is a bafoon or idiot

that dingle dick ruined my blender

by justin March 30, 2005

Dingle Cherry

Much like a Dingle Berry, a dingle cherry is composed of period clumps instead of shit.

I was chowing on some box and I hit something salty, I think it was a dingle cherry.

by Mike St. Louis February 15, 2008

dingle berries

A serious case of cling-ons that can give you serious bacon strips in your undies.

These dingle berries are not for eating!

by NicklePickle November 6, 2003