dildo

the only reason men try to avoid pissing their girlfriends off

OH shit I aint gettin none shes gotta dildo

by Big Fino April 24, 2003

dildo

A fake penis that you stick up your ass/vagina.

"I can fit five dildos in my ass at one time!", explained Chris with utter joy.

by Chris Farina August 18, 2003

dildo daggins

1. bilbo bagginses porn star cousin.
2. nickname for any short hairy pornstar
3. supporting character in the adult film, "lord of the cockrings".

1. that hairy fuck sweats to much when he screws, he's such a 'dildo daggins'.
2. who's that pornstar, john holmes? no the dildo daggins guy.

by ivan stratego May 23, 2006

dildo balls

Someone who is useless much like the balls on a dildo dangling off the end of the shaft for decoration.

"Hey dildo balls, quit standing around catching flies with your mouth open and go make me some dumplins'. God damn you are a moron."

by Guthrie McMuthrie May 8, 2008

dildontics

the art of using didoes and other sex toys

She has a degree in dildontics. She accepts plastic, And I don't mean VISA.

by Rik Bagtaz November 21, 2007

Dildo Teabaggins

Dildo Teabaggins is a name for any unknown douche mcdouche who turns up with his arm around that girl you like. If you're doing some light social-network stalking and come across a new guy in photos with her, chances are his real name is Dildo Teabaggins.

friend: Who's that douche with the douchey smile hanging off Diana?

you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.

by Dicklechips April 8, 2010

Dildocorn

A Dildocorn is a regular unicorn but the only thing that's different is that he has a dildo instead of a horn on it's head. a lot of people have made jokes about this but it actually exists at the high mountains of Iceland. Of course it only appears to have a natural habitat on Iceland and very few outsiders have ever seen one.

Did you see that unicorn!?
That wasn't a unicorn, that was a Dildocorn!

by Roxy Josilin August 23, 2010